I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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