Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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