Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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