FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There r osticjed everywhere
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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