I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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