This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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