Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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