is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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