His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Randomize
