I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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