Have you finally orgasmed yet?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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