is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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