I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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