I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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