Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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