Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
did you just send me my own nude
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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