At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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