North Korea, Best Korea!
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Do vagina's smell?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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