Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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