There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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