Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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