Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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