Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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