She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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