i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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