After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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