Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.