Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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