i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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