so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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