I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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