I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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