Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
too bad you live with your parents still
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Randomize