Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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