I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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