I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis