this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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