Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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