Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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