It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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