Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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