just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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