I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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