i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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