Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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