Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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