shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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