So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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