I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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