Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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